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Re: Possible humour.

Post by DSL » Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:33 pm

Good to see normal service has truely been restored. :lol: :lol:


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Re: Possible humour.

Post by anglefire » Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:49 pm

A guy sits down on the bus and notices the man next to him with a steering wheel between his legs.

So: he just has to ask.

"Do you know you've got a steering wheel between your legs?"

To which the man replies: "Yes, and it's driving me nuts...."


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Re: Possible humour.

Post by DSL » Tue Mar 13, 2018 9:55 pm

:compress:


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Re: Possible humour.

Post by anglefire » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:56 pm

I took my wife to a restaurant on the Moon at the weekend. The food was great but there was no atmosphere.....


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Re: Possible humour.

Post by DSL » Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:11 pm

:surprise:

:lol:


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Re: Possible humour.

Post by anglefire » Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:51 pm

'Danger! Do not touch!' must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille.


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Re: Possible humour.

Post by anglefire » Thu Mar 29, 2018 10:15 pm

On the top deck of the bus a young lady was sitting next to a lad , she flung her arms about , reciting I must ,I must improve my bust

The next day the two were on top deck and again , I must I must, she recited , then a glare at to lad

What are you doing

Hickory dickory dock....I must improve my c....



I,ll get me coat


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Re: Possible humour.

Post by anglefire » Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:12 pm

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”


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Re: Possible humour.

Post by anglefire » Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:45 pm

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Re: Possible humour.

Post by PillowSmuggler » Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:44 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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