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Re: Possible humour.

Post by anglefire » Thu Oct 24, 2019 9:32 pm

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and… OH… MY GOD!”

Silence followed… complete silence!

Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my trousers!”

From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled…

 “For the luvva Jaysus… you should see the back of mine!”


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Re: Possible humour.

Post by anglefire » Fri Feb 28, 2020 7:12 am

I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint.

Off we went to our local which is only two blocks from the house.
I got him a Fosters, he didn't like it – so I had it.
Then I got him a Carling Black Label, he didn't like it, so I had it.
It was the same with the 1664 Lager and Premium Dry Cider.
By the time we got down to the Brandy I could hardly push the bloody pram home...


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Re: Possible humour.

Post by DSL » Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:52 am

Haven’t been on here for many, many months but good to see “jokes” are just as bad. :lol: :lol:

And greetings from The Land of Aus. :thumbright:


If only I could think of something useful to type here!! :(

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Re: Possible humour.

Post by anglefire » Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:29 pm

What you doing in Aus? On another round the world trip?


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Re: Possible humour.

Post by MrsClayton » Sat Mar 14, 2020 11:12 pm

Probs a safe place to be.. havent seen many virus reports from AUS



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Re: Possible humour.

Post by anglefire » Sun Mar 15, 2020 7:15 am

:hello: Clare ;)

There are a few - but social distancing in Aus is probably quite easy :lol: :lol:


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Re: Possible humour.

Post by DSL » Sun Mar 22, 2020 4:47 am

anglefire wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:29 pm
What you doing in Aus? On another round the world trip?
Sorry, didn’t check in. :oops: :oops:

Yes, back end of another 6 months jolly. We’re hopefully flying back on Tuesday to London from Perth. Aus, along with most of our other return options, are rapidly closing down so it’s that flight or stay here. All a bit “interesting”, ie a bit stressful.


If only I could think of something useful to type here!! :(

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Re: Possible humour.

Post by anglefire » Fri May 15, 2020 6:38 am

Donald Trump is walking along in the White House grounds when suddenly a lone gunman pops up and aims at the President.

The Secret Service Agent is on his first day, doesn't know what to do, then takes a deep breath and shouts: "Mickey Mouse!"

The gunman is startled, panics, and is easily overpowered.

The Secret Service Agent is praised for his quick thinking and brought before the President.

"What made you shout Mickey Mouse?" he is asked.

"I panicked," he replies, "I meant to shout Donald, Duck!"


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