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Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax...

Yes. You won’t get much more for yours than you would have to spend on a higher mileage one. And then you would have to fix it’s faults. Anyway. Just wait a few months and yours will have a few things to fix. That or just do some upgrades. Or heaven forbid, use it properly. That will generate a few ...

Glad it was sorted John.

£200? That's a bargain.

Hi John,

You need to get the codes read- whereabouts are you? Someone might be local that has a reader and can help you out.

While walking down the street one day a Member of Parliament is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. 'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these ...

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A passenger airliner has just landed at Glasgow airport and after coming to a halt, the Pilot does his customary speech, but forgets to switch the intercom off ! The Co-pilot asks the Pilot what he has got planned for the rest of the evening, and the Pilot replies, "First up I am going for a Poo and...

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet

With knickers all tattered and torn

It was'nt the spider

who sat down beside her

It was little boy blue with a horn.

Mary had a little lamb

The butcher killed it dead

Now mary takes her lamb to school

Between two chunks of bread